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Groland (full name: Presipality of Groland, ''French'' : ''Présipauté du Groland'') is a fictional country featured in various humorous programs on French television channel Canal+. It is a vague parody of France and of European microstates. The show associated with the country is ''Made in Groland, ''Also known, for the older version as : ''Groland Sat, 7 Jours au Groland (7 Days in Groland) Bienvenue au Groland. (Welcome to Groland) Groland Magazine, Groland.con.'' The landlocked nation is described as a ‘presipality’ (a neologism made from "principality" and "president"), and its main regions are: Upper Groland (''le Groland-du-Haut''), Side Groland (''le Groland-de-Côté''), Lower Groland (''le Groland-du-bas''), and Other Side Groland (''Groland-de-l'Autre-Côté''). The capital is Groville, the main river is the Gro, and the main prefectures are Grugny, Mufflins, Maroufle and Vichumes. The placenames, certain elements of Grolandais speech (e.g. the use of "ch'" instead of "le" or "la"), and the generally crass and unintelligent character of the Grolandais themselves, reflect popular stereotypes about rural northern France. Groland has the distinction of having a border with every country in the world. The motto of the country is ''Joie, hospitalité, lâcheté'' ("Joy, hospitality, cowardice"). The country remained neutral during World War I, and was famous for being a haven for soldiers on leave, with its cheap alcohol and prostitutes. During World War II, the country's leadership collaborated with the Nazi occupier; the government engaged in policies of persecution and deportation of Jews and homosexuals. After American troops liberated the country, a sudden change of mood happened, and alleged former collaborators were murdered. == Groland Police and repressive forces == * Groland Police Department is known as GroPD which in French is pronounced like "gros pédé" (''big faggot'') * Police d'Intervention Spéciale is known as PIS which in French is pronounced like "pisse" (''piss'', ''pee''), become later Brigade d'Intervention Territoriale, known as BIT which in French is pronounced like "bite" (''dick'', ''cock'') * P.A.S.T.I.S which stands for ''Pôle Armé pour la Sécurité des Trains Inter Secteur'' (Armed Pole for Inter-Sector Train Safety) * S.U.Z.E which stands for ''Section d'Urgence des Zones Electrifiées'' (Emergency Section for Electrified Zones) * C.A.L.V.A which stands for ''Centre d'Aide Logistique aux Vigiles Agressés'' (Logistical Support Center for Assaulted Vigils) * G.I.N which stands for ''Groupe d'Intervention Neurologique'' (Neurological Intervention Group) * V.O.D.K.A which stands for ''Volontaires pour les Opérations de Décérébration des Kabyles et des Arabes'' (Volunteers for Decerebration Operations on Kabyles and Arabs) * C.O.G.N.A.C which stands for ''Commando d'Opposition Gauloise aux Négros, Arabes et Chinetoques'' (Gallic Opposition Commando of Negros, Arabs and Chinks) * Gro Machine : Groland music channel (parody of Hit machine) * Télonthé : Groland association (parody of ''Telethon'') These units have been staged in (a french-speaking video where they are engaged in a lynching ), Groland city police is also the subject of a (french-speaking video ). Pastis, suze, calva (short for calvados), cognac are French alcohol, gin is a Dutch alcohol, vodka an eastern Europe alcohol. 抄文引用元・出典: フリー百科事典『 ウィキペディア（Wikipedia）』 ■ウィキペディアで「Groland」の詳細全文を読む スポンサード リンク
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