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''Transylmania'' is a 2009 horror/farce sequel to the 2006 comedy ''National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2'', the film is directed by the brothers David and Scott Hillenbrand〔(【引用サイトリンク】title=Red Band Trailer For 'Transylmania' - )〕 and written by Patrick Casey and Worm Miller. The film received very poor reception from critics and performed horribly at the box office, making it one of the biggest flops of 2009. ==Synopsis== In the 16th century, Romania is terrorized by the vampire king Radu, and his lover the evil sorceress Stephenia. Vampire hunter Victor Van Sloan tricks Stephenia into opening an enchanted music box, which sucks in her soul. Escaping out a window into daylight, Van Sloan falls to his death thanks to his moronic gay son accidentally pushing the hay cart meant to soften the landing away. The music box ends up being washed away in the river, leading Radu to began a centuries-long search for the box. In the present, American college students are convinced by their friend Rusty (who bears an uncanny resembelence to Radu) to spend a semester in Romania at Razvan University, which was formerly Radu's castle; his true reason is to meet his computer girlfriend Draguta. At the university, they meet the diminutive dean Floca and Teodora Van Sloan, combat and self-defense teacher, and vampire hunter trying to prevent Radu from obtaining the music box. Radu returns to the castle that night. and begins collecting blood as part of ceremony to revive Stephenia. Unfortunately, a ''truly'' dumb blond now owns the music box and accidentally lets her blood fall on the gem inside it; this causes Stephenia to possess her body, and remain in control so long as the music box is open. Rusty learns Draguta is the dean's daughter, and is a hunchback; he is forced to be in a relationship with Draguta by Floca after finding her previous boyfriend locked in a torture room for simply standing her up. The rest of the kids discover Floca kidnapped girls from the university for experiments to remove their heads for a body swap, to give Draguta a normal body. They take the still-living head of their friend just as Floca returns with a decapitated Draguta, for swapping their bodies. At the same time, Teodora has mistaken Rusty for Radu, due to the costume he chose for a vampire-themed party that he missed due to accidentally being given drugs that made him wozzy. Rusty is accidentally taken by Radu's minions to enact the ritual to revive Stephenia; however, as this would require ripping out the heart of her host, Rusty is forced to shut the music box and listen to his friend's idiotic ramblings of how she thinks aliens are controlling her. Assaulted by her boyfriend, Rusty gives up on trying to help as his friends are too stupid to listen. Rusty spots Radu, and pretends to be a reflection through a frame used for pictures; Teodora ends up finding the wrong one, but is forced to eliminate Radu's minions. Rusty attempts hiding in the dance hall, but is confronted by Teodora; he attempts reasoning, but she is too stubborn to believe "vampire lies". The real Radu arrives along with Stephenia, causing a stressful back and forth. With Rusty and Radu next to each, Teodora and Stephenia realize they were both wrong. Unfortunately, campus security arrest Teodora, leaving Radu's execution to Cliff, a moron who's been attempting to pick up chicks by pretending to be a vampire hunter, who can't tell the two apart despite the obvious difference in their voices. The crossbow fires accidentally, hitting Radu in the chest; Teodora smashes the music box, which causes Stephenia's corpse to dissolve, and free her host. A time skip reveals Cliff became a Razvan professor, printing a fabrication about how Radu was defeated. He also explains the fates of his friends, while some have great careers, other are not so fortunate. In the case of Rusty, though he is now married to the attractive Draguta, their child is highly deformed despite her different body (it has dean Floca's pointed hair, goatee, and Draguta's hump). Dean Floca was also arrested for his crimes. As for Teodora, she moved to America as there was no longer anything to hunt in Romania; she became a cop, but has trouble telling deformed people apart from actual monsters. 抄文引用元・出典: フリー百科事典『 ウィキペディア（Wikipedia）』 ■ウィキペディアで「Transylmania」の詳細全文を読む スポンサード リンク
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